Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom
to hide the bodies
of those people I had to kill today
because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful
of the toes I step on today as.......
They may be connected to the ass
that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,
and 5% on Fridays.

And help me to remember that.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems
that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown,
And only 4 to extend my middle finger
and tell them to bite me.